Inspirat de vizita recenta a unui barbos care vrea bani pe cativa stropi de apa pe care ii arunca prin casa, mi-au venit cateva idei de replici mult mai inspirate decat de aici:
“Ooo, bine ati venit, de cand asteptam pe cineva sa apara. Hai, intrati, am un pat de lemn masiv de mutat si dus la parter si dupa aia mai avem vreo 3 dulapuri”
“Buna seara, inspector fiscal Gherghita Maruntis de la ANAF, va rog sa-mi prezentati chitantele pentru toate platile efectuate catre dvs in aceasta seara”
“Buna seara, acceptati si bonuri de masa? Dar plata cu cardul, aveti POS, ca n-am bani marunti la mine”
“Cam multi sunteti pentru o singura Boboteaza. Eu am pus deoparte doar o bancota de 5lei, e treaba voastra cum o impartiti”
“Nu, multumesc, mai am aghiazma de anul trecut, inca nu s-a uscat”
Fundal de muzica rock, tricou cu metalica si pantaloni de piele. “Oooo, fratele meu in negru, hai sa facem pogo!”
“Buna seara, parinte. Stiti, stau cam prost cu apa, puteti sa ma imprumutati si pe mine cu 2-3 sticle de aghiazma?”
“Stiti cumva daca apa aia contine gluten? Trafaletul ala e biodegradabil? Puteti sa nu aruncati cu apa peste laptop si imprimanta? Ca nu le mai repara nici sfantul Steve Jobs”
“Tu cine esti? TU stii cine sunt eu? Daca nu stii, de ce mai vii? Hai, pleaca si vino cu cineva mai smecher, de la episcop in sus, ca nu dau bani la toti incepatorii. Vino cu mai multi, sa facem paranghelie”
“Buna ziua, aveti cateva momente sa vorbim despre liderul nostru Victor Ponta Liviu Dragnea? “
“Imi pare rau, nu sunteti pe lista de invitati. Va rog sa cantati pe la alta masa”
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Eu zic sa renunti la punctul 3, s-ar putea sa ai o surpriza, ca aici: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMbCI0UhEA