Intrigat de mesajul unui prieten de Facebook, mi-am sacrificat 50 de minute din timpul meu pretios de Football Manager, ca sa vad care e faza cu noul serial al HBO Romania, “Umbre”, cu Serban Pavlu (Varu’ din reclamele tocmai.ro) in rol de Jason Statham taximetrist deghizat in recuperator mafiot. Sau invers.
Dupa nici 10 minute, am bifat deja traditionalul “mortii ma-tii” si nelipsitele cuvinte cu P.
Iar pentru amatorii de injuraturi cotidiene si nuditate inutil-gratuita, am facut si un calcul sumar al injuraturilor si expresiilor vulgare, care ocupa cam jumatate din primul episod. De curiozitate, m-am uitat si la al doilea, care m-a dezamagit crunt, cu doar 3-4 morti si mame pomenite.
Asadar, conform numaratorii in paralel cu cele 45 de minute de tortura audio-video, avem urmatoarele rezultate:
10 pule, cu un moment culminant de 3 aparitii in nici 10 secunde. Favorit inca de la inceput si castigator detasat.
O pizda
O muie
Fut, futu-te, futu-l si alte variatii: 4, in total,
5 cururi de barbati goi, daca nu-l punem la socoteala pe al varului, pentru care s-a pastrat un cadrul lung, de 30-40 secunde, in care apare in toata spendoarea lui fara haine, atat din spate, dar si din fata, cu “maneta” atarnand in intuneric.
O voma, executata admirabil, filmata din apropiere.
Un cadavru taiat cu drujba, cam cenzurat, in intuneric
Vestea buna e ca lipsesc cadrele cu ciorba (apar in episodul 2) si comunisti, vestea proasta e ca serialul e abia la inceput.
Desigur, mai departe e alegerea fiecaruia la ce se uita si ce ii place. Degustibus.
Mie imi pare rau ca mi-am pierdut vremea cu asemenea chestie si va anunt ca mai sunt doar 13 saptamani, 5 zile si cateva ore pana la sezonul urmator din Game of Thrones.
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